A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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this is a message to all those GOOD GUYZ who are out there you dont neccessarliy have to say anything your presence is comforting enough this is a message to all those GOOD GUYZ who are smart sexi and funnie and know how to treat a lady and to all you that are GOOD GUYZ this message is directed to you i know that people always say that nice guys finish last but really wat gurl and i mean what gurl wants a guy thats disrespectful .so dont listen to the untrue antics of many people and still remain bieng that GOOD GUY that you are you might have been hurt by some chick who you thought loved you but don fret for she will one day relize that she had a good thing going for her and its going to come around and bite her in the ass and she will regret ever hurting you and well as for you well let's just say that you'll find that one GOOD GURL who will love you for who you are not what you are and wil stand by you through thick and thin who will be there forever and always an will know your strenths and  weaknesses that one GOOD GURL who wont ever hurt you even though she knows what really triggers your pain and will always be there for you. for some of you you've already found thet GOOD GURL and for many of you be patient for she might be waiting just around the corner but it doesnt matter for you will find HER

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LOVE,wat does the word mean ??? LOVE should come with a warning label that say CAUTION feelings may BE hurt or SIDE EFFECTS MAY OCCUR. LOVE is no game it can be very harmfull or it can be a very joyous experience but either way it is no toy . Toying with someones emotions by saying the phrase "I LOVE YOU" one day and then taking it back the next can do some serious damage to ones heart LOVE is not something you can buy at a store and then take it back the next once you use that phrase it is imprinted on the other persons heart and will most likely leave an everlasting  impression 4ever. remember love can either be your BEST FRIEND or it can be a FOE but watever you may choose it to be just remember CAUTION feelings MAY BE hurt and SIDE EFFECTS MAY OCCUR!!! SO use the words " I LOVE YOU " wisley